Sunday, May 17, 2009

A few random quotations from someone else

do i need to explain that?
here, just to prove i am a really big copycat. a few of them were copied from friends, obviously might cause a few problems

*Home is where you can scratch where it itches.
-Garfield

*Home is where you can scratch when it itches.
-A follower of this blog

*A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
-Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)

*Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve."
-George Bernard Shaw

*Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one."
-Bill Gates

*Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny.
-Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC)

*We made too many wrong mistakes.
-Yogi Berra

*You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
-Albert Einstein(that makes me understand nothing)

*if you dont suck at anything that means you suck at sucking and that means you suck any way
-BUng

*A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain

*The advantage of being a pessimist is that whatever happens is what you expected or a pleasant surprise(or something similar to that)
-The first commenter on this blog

Don't stop me if you've heard this one before.
*Life is what happens when you are making other plans.
John Lennon

*What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
-Mark Twain

*Artificial intellegence stands no chance against natural stupidity
-unclaimed(or i dont know, never bothered looking up either)

*It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
-Homer Simpson

Bart Simpson:
*What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
*I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't ddknow why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
*I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
*There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
*Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
*Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
*Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

*Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.
Katharine Hepburn(Who cares about the quote, we care about her;) )

*Acting is a nice childish profession - pretending you're someone else and at the same time selling yourself.
Katharine Hepburn

Wernher von Braun :
*Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
*There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further.
*Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
*We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

One i strongly object to by personal experience:
*One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Rita Mae Brown

A very important note to all:
*Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E. B. White

Aristotle:
*He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader.
*Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
*Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.
*The whole is more than the sum of its parts.
*The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.
*To love someone is to identify with them.
*Law is mind without reason.



That is all for now.

3 comments:

  1. ilike ilike, i'm given some space here! :P

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  2. cut the sarcasm bung, corrected the aat.

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  3. you forgot my quotes...I'm sure you have read them...no mind i'll post them here.

    A friend in need is bad indeed(sometimes "pain in the ass" is also used).

    Where there is a will there is always a relative.

    I snorted, I farted , They departed.
    -piyush.
    well this is it for the time being. No need to thank me. I pride myself on my constructive influence, however annoying. Keep up the pessimism. But I'll be too optimistic to hope you can keep anything up( oh shit, the pun was not intended, i swear). Umm, keep writing..but thats such a cliche, everybody says that but nobody means it. So uh, well..whatever then?

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