A few random quotations from someone else

do i need to explain that?
here, just to prove i am a really big copycat. a few of them were copied from friends, obviously might cause a few problems

*Home is where you can scratch where it itches.
-Garfield

*Home is where you can scratch when it itches.
-A follower of this blog

*A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
-Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)

*Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve."
-George Bernard Shaw

*Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one."
-Bill Gates

*Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny.
-Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC)

*We made too many wrong mistakes.
-Yogi Berra

*You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
-Albert Einstein(that makes me understand nothing)

*if you dont suck at anything that means you suck at sucking and that means you suck any way
-BUng

*A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain

*The advantage of being a pessimist is that whatever happens is what you expected or a pleasant surprise(or something similar to that)
-The first commenter on this blog

Don't stop me if you've heard this one before.
*Life is what happens when you are making other plans.
John Lennon

*What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
-Mark Twain

*Artificial intellegence stands no chance against natural stupidity
-unclaimed(or i dont know, never bothered looking up either)

*It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
-Homer Simpson

Bart Simpson:
*What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
*I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't ddknow why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
*I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
*There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
*Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
*Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
*Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

*Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.
Katharine Hepburn(Who cares about the quote, we care about her;) )

*Acting is a nice childish profession - pretending you're someone else and at the same time selling yourself.
Katharine Hepburn

Wernher von Braun :
*Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
*There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further.
*Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
*We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

One i strongly object to by personal experience:
*One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Rita Mae Brown

A very important note to all:
*Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E. B. White

Aristotle:
*He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader.
*Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
*Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.
*The whole is more than the sum of its parts.
*The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.
*To love someone is to identify with them.
*Law is mind without reason.



That is all for now.