A man walks into a bar with a cheese sandwich under his arm. "A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich," he says to the barman.
"I'm sorry, sir," replies the barman, "we don't serve food in here."
Is that not the stupidest joke you have ever heard?? now imagine someone comes online at 1.30 am to wake you up from your happy sleep and make you sign in to your account(yes it is a boring task) and then sends you this pathetic excuse for a joke!! and i thought my jokes were bad. i also thought by mistake(by blunder actually) that i was the best person to explain what is meant by justifiable homicide.
hehe, sorry dude :P
ReplyDelete"A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich," he says to the barman.
ReplyDeleteThat bit is funny :D
The latter bit isn't :|
try not sleeping for 30 hours then an hour and half into a nice peaceful sleep, you get a call, "dude come online gotta show you something"
ReplyDeletethen you do actually go online,for a minute speck of something being useful, then read the joke
the former part might not seem so funny, even for xena the warrior princess.
Girls haan...
ReplyDeleteXena was me by the way.
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and if you were all that tired,you should have asked the cute idiot if it was important. :|
ReplyDeleteWhen did he say the idiot was cute?
ReplyDeleteOr when did he even say he was an idiot?